Section 3454: Atari 2600: Mince Pie

Thou shalt not use KitRay's name in vain. If/when you do, Hitomitanaka will come and fuck you. When you orgasm, your heart stops working. We figured it's the best way to die. Your Missiah and the AiiAki will be gone from you and you shall forever be trapped in nothingness. You will not ascend to AiiAboobworld to live in harmony with every other denizen under KitRay's benevolent rule.