LAW OF YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND

"You're the Best Around" can be sung in a call without getting kicked unless you are Jamie Watts.

Section 9001: N64: Call

If an Aii I Aiia founder calls you on Skype, you are not allowed to decline the call, even if you are currently masturbating your penile area to Hitomitanaka's human image. Also, if you see Hitomitanaka's human image you MUST masturbate to her otherwise she will come and fuck you and you'll die from orgasm etc etc you know what I mean

Section 3454: Atari 2600: Mince Pie

Thou shalt not use KitRay's name in vain. If/when you do, Hitomitanaka will come and fuck you. When you orgasm, your heart stops working. We figured it's the best way to die. Your Missiah and the AiiAki will be gone from you and you shall forever be trapped in nothingness. You will not ascend to AiiAboobworld to live in harmony with every other denizen under KitRay's benevolent rule.

Section 2353: Nintendo Gamecube: Shortbread

Thou shalt not.. be umm... sorry I got distracted there.

Section 4682: Mega Drive: Nipple

When doing a Naked Friday on DailyBooth, do not let your nipple be seen otherwise Hitomitanaka will come down and steal your missiah from within you and you will DIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gamesphere

Back in the early days, when Kit and Ray existed in the world of mortal man, there was a feast. The feast was in celebration of Kit and Ray's imminent ascent to AiiAboobworld (the perfect world in which they now reside) and when they ascended, their powers were embedded into Louis (who became the immortal messiah) and Hitomitanaka (who became the physical embodiment of the power of Aii I Aiia) and the world as we know it today became how we know it today.

Cheese and Crackers.

Before the enlightenment of the Aii I Aiia founders, only Sin and Evil existed in this world. Upon enlightenment of Aii I Aiia, three Almighty, omnipotent forms where created. Aii I Aiia founders, they are the link between the physical and the spiritual mental force (known as AiiA-ki). A Physical form inside of a human body known as the Missiah. Finally the mysterious form of good and justice (known as Hitomitanaka). Whenever a law of Aii I Aiia is broken or the AiiA-Ki name is taken in vain, Hitomitanaka will arise from the AiiA-Ki state to a physical form into the Aii I Aiia founders. Hitomitanaka is the power of AiiA-ki. Hitomitanaka is the deliver of AiiA-Ki to the Aii I Aiia.